OK, I admit it. I’m hopelessly, desperately attracted to bad boys. The nastier, more hapless, broken and bad, the better. Case in point this day, Mr. Amy Winehouse, a.k.a. Blake Fielder-Civil. This particular 26-year-old sad sack is currently spending his time in pokey for assaulting a publican and then trying to bribe him to cover up the offense. He pleaded guilty today and will undoubtedly be spending some more quality time at the Queen’s expense.

Blake Fielder-Civil shirtless

But even in gaol (OH that spelling sends chills down me Yankee spine!), Blakey boy still manages to make headlines. During his incarceration, wifey dear was apparently being consoled by a variety of different gentlemen callers. Turns out, before and even after his arrest, Mr. Fielder-NOT SO-Civil was also finding time to be found in the arms of ladies other than his lawful wife. Oh wotta wacky wonderful world when first we practice to cuckold!

Blake Fielder-Civil shirtless

Oh well, I can’t help it. I find him irresistibly charming and throughly baaaaaad.

Man o charlie manson, this fine looking guido makes me go all giggly, particularly when I remember that he’s the poor sad sack who got busted for having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old grandma. If you’re in need of a snicker or two, you can read all about it here.

Now darling chilluns, you just gotta wonder both about the how and the why in this case. I mean, Tony ain’t exactly an ugly mo-fo, fact is he ought not to have had any problem getting laid so how comes it that he chose to make fast-n-loose with grandma’s cold decomposing bod? I’m guessing (based on absolutely NO evidence but that provided by my own mournful experience) this is yet another of those cases of a hyper sex-drive gone wildly, even madly out of control. The mind reels, the stomach churns and yet…and yet how can we not think of what might have been in a different place, in a different circumstance.

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